#28: Interchangeable
By JivaFang
“Goodnight loves. Won’t be out long”, Elsie whispered as she
locked up. Her pets mewled quietly in response from behind the closed doors.
Elsie walked into the foyer and stepped into the coat that Marco held open for
her.
“You look beautiful.” Marco commented as he reached for the
outside door.
Elsie smiled happily to herself. The women in the office
loved to taunt her about her plain appearance and quiet mannerisms. Martha
Nelson who’d exalted herself to Queen Bee status --she was dating the office
manager-- had taken an instant dislike to Elsie and often initiated the
torment. Elsie bore it all, quietly and efficiently focusing on work, but this
only seemed to stoke the hatred. In the weeks before tonight’s Halloween party,
there had been many jokes about her RSVP being “minus one”, and her lack of
real prospects.
Walking the street in search of a cab, Elsie took stock of
her date. Marco was a stereotype, a Latin Lothario; square chiseled jaw,
immaculately combed jet black hair, pencil thin mustache and impeccably dressed
in a new tuxedo. Like all the men in her life, at first he’d found it
impossible to keep his hands off her. Eventually he’d come to realize that he
simply could not escape her charms and that had led to him being the most
attentive of boyfriends. Handsome looks and doting ways; Marco was the perfect
choice to accompany her to the party. He was the kind of man the women in the
office would drool over; exactly the kind they were sure she could never have.
At the party, Elsie pretended not to hear the whispers that
followed her as she and Marco mingled with the crowd. It was like being the new
girl at Bohunk High again, except this was her place of business.
“Is that the mouse’s date?”
“Why is he with her?”
“Do you think she paid him?” The commenter quickly followed
with “I doubt she could afford someone like that.” This last was accompanied by
a chorus of laughter.
Tonight however, Elsie held her head high and letting the
whispers roll off her back, resigned herself to having a great time. Soon,
thanks largely to the friendliness of the other store employees and the general
reaction to Marco, she confidently left the comfort of his orbit to go mingle
on her own.
---There is a cosmic joke played upon the unwary at all
office parties. In a moment predetermined only by fate and alcohol, any given
reveler will find themselves the object of a co-worker’s unwanted and often
embarrassing attentions.
It was this humor of Chaos’ that led to Elsie being trapped
in the manager’s office, under attack by Mr. Briggs.---
“Show me what ya do to keep a man like him.”
“Mr Briggs, you really don’t want to do this.”
"Comeon, girlie."
---Had the music been less loud, Briggs’ drunken advances
would’ve been witnessed; Elsie’s repeated curses would’ve been overheard; and
the screams coming from the manager’s office would never have gone
unnoticed.---
Finally able to escape Mr. Briggs’ sweaty attentions, Elsie
picked her purse up from the floor and went looking for Marco. The tiny clutch
purse, which had been so delightfully whimsical earlier on that evening,
dangled heavily on its thin leather straps. It now felt like it weighed a ton
and banged against her side as she half walked, half dragged her exhausted body
in search of her date.
Pushing through the crowded party, she found Marco in the
corner closest to the food, hemmed in by the other ladies from the typing pool.
He smiled widely when she appeared, grabbing her hand and pulling her into his
broad chest.
“Ready to go?” He asked, always in tune with her slightest
moods. Elsie nodded mutely and Marco made his excuses to the women gathered
around him. Martha Nelson could not let the moment pass without a snide comment.
“Marco, you should call me up when you want a real woman.”
Marco barely glanced at her in response, “My heart beats
only for Elsie.”
The women exchanged jealous glances as the couple walked to
the elevators. Once in a cab, Elsie rested her head on his perfect shoulders
and drifted off.
Marco woke her when the cab reached her house. Supporting
her, tired from her encounter with the office lecher, he walked her through the
house and into the bedroom.
“I heard him screaming. You did the spell again, didn’t you,
Elsie?”
“He tried to force me. I had to protect myself. Get
comfortable Marco, you’re welcome to stay on tonight.”
The handsome man smiled and started to undress. It was very
rare that Elsie allowed any of her pets to sleep with her. He watched her as
she made her way to her closet, purse still in hand.
“Hello, Loves. I’m back and I brought a new friend.”
Elsie removed an impossibly large and heavy object from her
tiny clutch and placed it on the dresser.
“This is Mr. Briggs”, she said, shifting disembodied heads
around to accommodate the newcomer.
“He’ll have to resign from work tomorrow, but after that
he’ll keep you company until he learns to respect me. Like you have.”
The heads on the dresser smiled at her, mewling in mute
agreement. Briggs just looked at her in distress, futilely trying to form
words.
“Hush you! You had your chance to save yourself.”
Closing the closet on her collection, Elsie crossed the room
and dropped into her bed.
“The house needs some maintenance, Marco. Remind me to bring
another mannequin home tomorrow.”
Marco nodded, but did not move to join her.
“Oh! Lie down, Marco. I’m going to sleep, that spell always
takes a lot out of me. ”
***
Henry “Marco Marelli” Zuph, former grifter and fortune
hunting gigolo, lay on his side of the bed listening to Elsie breathing. As her
magic faded, he contemplated reaching out and choking the life from her
exhausted body. The thought was quickly squashed as his heartbeat faded with
her powers and he was once again just a head attached to a department store
mannequin.
“Well,” he thought, “at least I’m not in the closet.”
A silver lining to be sure, but if he had to do Monte Carlo
all over again, he would’ve found some other lonely, unattractive woman to
con--anyone other than this deranged and powerful witch.
*END*
This was my favorite. It was vivid, scary, and very dramatic.
ReplyDeleteBruce Hesselbach